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spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

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dangerhamster:

Quotes from the Harry Potter Books [22/50]

THIS BIT IN THE BOOK MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!

"A nickname?"

"Yeah, it’s what my friends call me."

"I’m well aware of what a nickname is."

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brambledei:

fannishflightsoffancy:

you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

there are actual tear in my eyes

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wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

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poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

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thelazykorean:

 expectation:

reality:

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bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

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dkc2:

Well I know reason #1

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ninjabitz:

My sister gave my dad a birthday card and she wrote “you’ve always been like a father to me”

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pleatedjeans:

hahaha her face is priceless. [x] 

pleatedjeans:

hahaha her face is priceless. [x

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lolerzz:

the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe

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rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

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